I’m like, “Babe…it’s called four-shadowing.”
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I think my dyslexic girlfriend is cheating on me. She keeps texting me that she wants to do Alan.
His ball ended up behind the greenkeepers shed. His wife said "Open the front and back doors, take out the mower and play through the shed" They do this, he lines up the shot, swings, and the ball hits the beam at the top of the door, comes back, hits his wife in the head and kills her. The man is devastated and gives up golf for years. Eventually he finds new love and decides to try golf again. By coincidence his ball ends up behind the greenkeepers shed again. His new girlfriend says "Open the doors, take out the mower and play through the shed." "No." he replies, "Last time I did that I ended up three shots over."
Furious, he yells, "to whom and for how long?!"
I don't know what she charges him for it though.
She replied that aren’t we supposed to give up something we enjoy?
But I decided it was a bit too Nietzsche
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